Spokane Computer Poetry

#1

Down by the river is a place where nobody goes
found down there is a Spokane Computer with a case of the slows

Spokane Computer Commando to the rescue
bits and bytes are now alright – whew!

He can’t swim, he can’t row
But fixing computers … he sure does know
all because he’s the Spokane Computer Commando

A virus check here, a trojan check there
Now that slow Spokane Computer has no more despair

Ahh, the Spokane Computer Commando’s talent is laid bare
that slow Spokane Computer is getting repaired.

Brought back to life from the blue screen of death
Earning the respect of the Playboy man himself – Hef!

Virus or trojans or spyware about
Doug is the one to call … he gets ‘em out

When troubled by any kind of bug
Call the Spokane Computer Commando – Doug

#2

There once was a broken Spokane Computer
The owner was asked – what did you do to her?

He said he surfs porn
umm, that’s why his digital fabric is so totally torn!

To fix this mess, here’s what’s best – wipe and reinstall
Now this Spokane Computer is fixed once and for all!